THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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