i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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