Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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