Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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