Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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