You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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