ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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