I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
