He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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