The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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