I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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