i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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