there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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