Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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