Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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