All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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