Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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