It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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