She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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