She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up under a house in Key West
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