Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just took my morning after pill in the library
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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