I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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