Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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