My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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