you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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