They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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