told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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