Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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