he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
