i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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