NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Randomize
