there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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