you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My vagina is very pro this idea
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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