yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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