I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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