Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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