R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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