wat bout pragnant strippers??
id be glad to
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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