I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
