Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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