If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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