Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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