We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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