dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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