I'm going to jail i love you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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