i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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