I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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