He uses pillows to masturbate.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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