just come out here and I will go home with you...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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