I'm lost and stupid without you.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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